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lunes, junio 26, 2006

Intraducibles, 3

Ojalá pudiera traducir este texto al español... pero es imposible. Quienes lean inglés, disfruten. Los que no, disculpen la ocasión.


Announcing the New Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge Device, Otherwise Known as the BOOK!

It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just life its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere--even sitting in an armchair by the fire--yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM.

Here's how it works: each BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using both sides of each sheet, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half.

Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The book may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The "browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward and backward as you wish. Most come with an "index" feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval.

An optional "BOOKmark" accessory allows you to open the BOOK to the exact place you left it in a previous session--even if the BOOK has been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus a single BOOKmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers.

Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is the entertainment wave of the future, an many new titles are expected soon, due to the surge in popularity of its programming tool, the Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus...

Tomado del sitio Library Humour, de IFLA

4 dijeron:

  • ta buenísimo!!!
    era hora de que alguien mostrara algo tan simple como un libro como un objeto de deseo y de consumo! es que con tanta tecnología que abruma todos los días...cosas tan valiosas como un libro, pierden un poco el brillo que deberían gozar SIEMPRE!!!
    besotess!
    y ponga huevo con la tesis!

    By Blogger Nefastas, a las 3:22 a. m.  

  • me encantó!
    últimamente me siento sapo de otro pozo cuando, en las salas de espera de médico, dentista, saco mi libro y me pongo a leer. La gente juega con el celu, manda mensajitos o miran revistas del 98.

    By Blogger uruguaya, a las 11:24 a. m.  

  • Esta buenísimo!!!

    By Blogger Ana, a las 9:17 a. m.  

  • jejé. se lo mostré a mis compañeros de trabajo (adictos 100% a la tecnología) y tuvieron que darme la razón, el libro AUN tiene sus ventajas.

    Gracias por sus comentarios!

    By Blogger montevideana, a las 11:45 a. m.  

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